54 "Can I borrow your nylons," he asked boldly.

Says:

"Can I borrow your nylons," he asked boldly.

The two ladies in the elevator gave each other a suspicious look before slipping them off and handing them to the man who had come through the escape hatch in the roof. They had been stuck for an hour and he had just shown up. They were ready to do anything to get out of there.

He took the nylons and took a good smell of both before laying them on the ground. He spit out his gum and set it along side. He then laid out four paperclips and a rubber band before standing up to assess what he had.

He then got to work. Within minutes he had crafted a harpoon gun with a grappling hook attachment, and even custom fit harnesses.

He clamped the two ladies in before firing the gun towards the ceiling of the shaft. They were lifted up and swung out of the doors and into the man’s private room.

The two ladies were so impressed that they had sex with him. A lot of sex.