46 “Are you the one that I’ve been waiting for?”

Says:

“Are you the one that I’ve been waiting for?”

“Yes, I do believe I am,” said the man eating ham.

“Splendid then. Shall we be off?” replied the other with a cough.

“Yes, I suppose we should.”

“On the way, shall we grab some wood?”

“Yes, yes we shall, we’ll make good timing.”

“But what is going on with our author’s rhyming?”

They paused and sighed in annoyance, repulsed by their author’s newfound flamboyance. They tried to run, and they tried to hide, but in the end everyone died. And such this tale, a lesson should be. Don’t mess with writers or they’ll freaking kill you.