43 He extinguished the cigarette on his arm.

Says:

He extinguished the cigarette on his arm. His face went from relaxed to panicked as he let out a yelp. He shook his arm frantically, waving it around and shouting at the top of his lungs every obscenity imaginable. He ran over to the sink and began to run water over it, still cursing all while. Tears streamed down his cheek as he began to run, arms flailing.

So much for being macho.