25 "The service was terrible," he said, handing the waitress a fifty dollar bill.

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"The service was terrible," he said, handing the waitress a fifty dollar bill. She took the bill and began to walk off, before he interrupted her, she folded the bill and put it into her apron before turning around. “Waitress? May I have my bill please?”

She took the pad out of the pocket of her apron and set it on the table, “Your total comes to 15 dollars.”

“All I have are fifties. Can you break that?” he said and she nodded her head. “The service was terrible,” he said again and handed the waitress another fifty.

She smiled as she walked away for the fourth time. For once she was glad she always got the crazy ones.